Gabe Reviews Horror

2026 Supplemental Review #1 - Backrooms (2026) [Disclaimer: This movie is still brand-new (as of this writing it came out less than a week ago) so I will do my best not to spoil anything. Enjoy!] First thing I should mention is that I only found out today ( after viewing the film) that this movie is apparently a direct follow-up to a series of short horror films on YouTube; despite not know this I would still consider myself a self-professed "Backrooms Enthusiast". I have always been a fan of the "Backrooms" meme, as well as the associated boom of liminal-space-based media that has sprung up around it. It's hard to describe (something this movie touches on many times), but the feeling I get when seeing some sort of impossible physical space, or a room that dips into the uncanny valley of almost  realistic, or an image that should evoke feelings of coziness or comfort but I understand that it's a coziness I've never actually seen myself, that feeling is ...

End-of-Year Bonus Review - The Running Man (2025) [This movie is fairly new, so as of the end of 2025, it does not appear to be streaming for free anywhere, but is available for purchase or rental on many platforms.] So, obviously this movie isn't horror, but hey, it's my blog and I really wanted to talk about this one. So here we are, to cap out the year! I'm a big fan of the original film adaptation of The Running Man, even though I know it doesn't stick very close to Stephen King's novel at all. It's a cheesy, campy action movie featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. But when the trailer for this one dropped, it immediately hooked me- it looked fun, it looked brutal, and it looked action-packed. (Also, it's written and directed by Edgar Wright- who made two of my favorite movies of all time, The World's End and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!) But I started to get worried once it released because I was seeing a lot of mixed reviews. So I went in w...

Twelve More Slays of Christmas #12 - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) [This one does not appear to be streaming anywhere for free, but it's included in a subscription to Disney+.] Merry Christmas, everyone who celebrates! The Nightmare Before Christmas tells the story of Jack Skellington, a skeleton living in a place where everyone and everything is Halloween. Despite everyone else's love and excitement over another Halloween come and gone, Jack has grown dissatisfied- he wants something more. Something new. So when he stumbles across a mysterious grove of trees, each of which seems to serve as a portal to another place, each centered around a different  holiday- Jack immediately becomes smitten with the idea of Christmas, and sets out to create a Christmas of his own- even going so far as to have Santa Claus kidnapped so he can take the reins (no pun intended). But something tells me Christmas is going to be a bit different this year... I first saw this movie back when it...

Twelve More Slays of Christmas #11 - Better Watch Out (2016) Watch it here on Tubi! Wow. That's really all I can say right now- wow. This movie is fantastic. I'm hesitant to even give a plot synopsis because there's a significant bait-and-switch that really makes this movie into something special. The shift happens about thirty minutes in, so it's not really a HUGE spoiler to say what it is, but as far as I can tell, none of the official marketing gave it away (in fact, the red band trailer makes this look like a feel-good revenge flick with tons of laughs, which it VERY MUCH is not). I will do my best not to give away what's going on, but I urge you to go into this movie with an open mind. At its core, Better Watch Out is a home invasion movie. It follows Luke, a twelve-year-old whose parents are going out to a Christmas party, and Ashley, the babysitter he desperately has a massive crush on. He's got a whole plan to try and woo her (coordinated with his friend...

Twelve More Slays of Christmas #10 - Elves (1989) Watch it here on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluvUGMCt5Y Before I get to the plot, I have to say: this is a WILD movie. I don't think I'm going to rate it super high but in some ways it might be the best movie I watched all year. There is a scene in this film where a goblin/troll/elf thing shoots a nazi with a gun . Have you ever seen that in a movie? I haven't! I don't think they intended anybody to jump up and cheer at that part but I really wanted to. Anyway. Elves is almost certainly a made-for-TV-movie, and if it isn't, it sure looks and sounds like one. (Considering the amount of T&A in here I would bet money it premiered on Cinemax.) The first half really failed to grab my interest, but the second half- hoo boy, the second half brought it right back around. Elves begins with our teenaged protagonist, Kirsten, taking some friends out to the woods in late December to try and perform a feminine-f...

Twelve More Slays of Christmas #9 - A Christmas Horror Story (2015) Watch it here on Philo! A Christmas Horror Story is (ironically) not one story, but five stories (some of which are intertwined with one another) centered around Christmas and various folklore. First, William Shatner plays a radio DJ who loves Christmas but is forced to report on an unfortunate killing spree at a local mall. Next, three college students break into a boarding school or something where a brutal murder took place on Christmas the year before to make a documentary on the killings, but find out that some of the horror has lingered. Then a mother, father, and son go out to someone's private property to cut down a Christmas tree- the son goes missing, they find him after a short while, but it soon becomes clear that the child they brought home is not quite the child they lost. Next, a family on Christmas vacation runs into some bad luck after their bratty kid disrespects Krampus, and they learn that the S...