Review #86: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
This review was originally written in October 2020. October Movie Review #3: Halloween III: Season of the Witch I thought I had watched this movie before; I distinctly remember putting it on some time in the last couple years while playing a game on my Switch. I must not have paid any attention, though, because I remembered literally nothing after the first five minutes. Guys... this movie wasn't terrible. I mean, it was- hang on, put your pitchforks away, let me finish- it had a lot of things wrong with it. But I can't deny that it had the bones of a good story in there. An evil corporation steals an ancient druidic standing stone, grinds it up, and uses it to process a bunch of Halloween masks as part of a pagan ritual to sacrifice children to the god of the harvest. That alone is actually kind of an awesome premise! There are two huuuuuge problems with the execution though: They used that premise in the wrong freaking franchise, and the movie takes a looooooooong time to get...