Gabe Reviews Horror

This review was originally written in 2022. Gabe's 100 Bucket List Horror Films Review #56: Bone Tomahawk (2015) First things first, the obligatory "But is this really a horror movie?" discussion. This is a Western. It's a posse film. It's a revenge movie. It's a period drama about life on the frontier. The last thirty minutes fit as horror, sure, but this is a long film (2 hours 15) and so much of it simply isn't horror. That's not to say it isn't good- I think this is a fantastic film. Just, if you're going to watch it for the first time, know that you're going in for a movie about a bunch of men traveling through the Old West and dealing with bandits and gangrene, with a segment near the end that's truly horrific. I've basically already said what the plot of this movie is: A bandit attracts the attention of some sort of half-human/half-caveman Native Americans, who in turn kidnap a couple people from a frontier town. So the sheri...

This review was originally written in October 2016. Day 7: Bone Tomahawk Interesting movie; I'm not generally a huge fan of Westerns and although this one held my interest I don't know if I'd ever watch it again. The movie just kind of starts off with everyone miserable, and it just gets worse and worse as it goes on. (The misery of the characters, not the quality of the movie.) I definitely enjoyed it and I'm glad I watched it, but like I said, I probably won't watch it again anytime soon. Rating 7/10 Trained Fleas "You know, I know the world's supposed to be round, but I'm not so sure about this part."