Review #312: CrossBones (2005)
October 2024 Horror Origins Review #29 - CrossBones (2005) Watch CrossBones on YouTube here! Okay, we're getting to the bottom of the barrel here. (No pun intended.) I first rented CrossBones around 2010 or so, and it was clearly part of a movie trend of trying to tie some unrelated plot to the Caribbean somehow (due to the success of the Pirates of the Caribbean series just a couple years earlier). Many years after seeing this for the first time, I don't remember exactly what, but something reminded me of it and I brought it up to my wife- we had a good time laughing as we remembered how ridiculous it was, so she surprised me with a copy of this terrible movie for my birthday while we were out at a restaurant with family. Since I knew nobody else in the world had ever seen this, I definitely knew I had to review it. CrossBones starts off with a (extremely long and boring) tale about Redblood, a pirate who buried some treasure and then was killed by some (totally not at all inc...