Review #301: Witchouse (1999)
October 2024 Horror Origins Review #18- Witchouse (1999) Watch it here on Tubi! Which house? This house. We're back with another Full Moon Pictures film; and as you might expect, this one is full of cheesy late-90s goodness. I don't remember much about my first viewing but Witchouse quickly became a favorite of my wife's and mine at our first apartment, and it was regular viewing while we were doing things around the house or background noise while we slept. There's several lines from this movie we still quote regularly and as bad as it is, it's bad in all the best ways. Witchouse starts off like so many other cheap horror films do: two members of a friend group arrive at a destination before everybody else, decide they're just too horny, and then get killed by the villain (only for none of the other characters to give them more than a passing mention for the rest of the film). After an absurdly long and intense title sequence we're introduced to the rest of...