Review #368: Elves (1989)
Twelve More Slays of Christmas #10 - Elves (1989) Watch it here on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluvUGMCt5Y Before I get to the plot, I have to say: this is a WILD movie. I don't think I'm going to rate it super high but in some ways it might be the best movie I watched all year. There is a scene in this film where a goblin/troll/elf thing shoots a nazi with a gun . Have you ever seen that in a movie? I haven't! I don't think they intended anybody to jump up and cheer at that part but I really wanted to. Anyway. Elves is almost certainly a made-for-TV-movie, and if it isn't, it sure looks and sounds like one. (Considering the amount of T&A in here I would bet money it premiered on Cinemax.) The first half really failed to grab my interest, but the second half- hoo boy, the second half brought it right back around. Elves begins with our teenaged protagonist, Kirsten, taking some friends out to the woods in late December to try and perform a feminine-f...