Review #11: Spring (2014)


This review was originally written in October 2016.

Day 11: Spring

I didn't really like this movie. I just didn't care about the characters- the main character just seems like a generic romantic lead with no real character traits aside from the fact that his mom died. Then he goes off and decides to live in Italy like so many melodramatic college freshmen aspire to do, with no plan or anything, and everything works out for him. The female lead is a bit more interesting, but only because she's got some weird (non-supernatural, as the movie would have us believe) stuff going on. Aside from that, she's an equally bland female lead who is constantly mirroring the advances of the male lead.

I guess most of my complaints stem from the fact that this really isn't a horror movie, it's a romance. As horror has its tropes, romance does as well, and this movie has them in spades.

Rating: 3/10 Early-movie setups that go nowhere

Topics this movie clearly does not understand: Evolution, Genetics, Volcanos, Jobs, People Who Don't Speak English

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